If Wells Fargo Home Mortgage sends its housebreakers to my home, I just want them to know what they might be in for:
These premises are protected by one menopausal woman,
two large German Shepherds, one toothless old cat
and one very cranky young cat.
Enter at your own risk!
(For liability purposes, all bank employees/agents, regardless whether or not they believe they are lawfully entering this home, must complete the attached release form prior to breaking in.)
I, _____________________________________, acknowledge that I am voluntarily participating in breaking into and entering a home I have no business entering at the instigation of Wells Fargo Home Mortgage or one of its subsidiary organizations.
I am aware that house pets protecting their territory and homeowners who have been repeatedly jerked around by their loan servicers are unpredictable and have been known on frequent occasions to bite, scratch, bark, snarl …
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